The Ultimate in Bro-ness

Yes, I have found it! The absolute ultimate place for bro's to be bro's. For those of you who do not understand the full extent of what it means to be a bro I will give you the very politically correct urban dictionary definition that got 1134 thumbs up and only 257 thumbs down that seems to fit the bet. A bro is,

"An alpha male idiot. This is the derogatory sense of the word (common usage in the western US): white, 16-25 years old, inarticulate, belligerent, talks about nothing but chicks and beer, drives a jacked up truck that’s plastered with stickers, has rich dad that owns a dealership or construction business and constantly tells this to chicks at parties, is into extreme sports that might be fun to do but are uncool to claim (wakeboarding, dirt biking, lacrosse), identifies excessively with brand names, spends a female amount of money on clothes and obsesses over his appearance to a degree that is not socially acceptable for a heterosexual male" (Urban Dictionary: Bro).

Okay, the Holy Grail of Bro-ness is amongst us, and contrary to what you may be thinking it is nowhere near Baltimore, or in the locker room, although both of those places are undoubtedly very sacred places within the realm of this meaty sanctuary. Drum roll please.... (sound of drums rolling?)......www.brobible.com!!!

At long last, a place that combines a patented Compatibility Matching System® that narrows the field from millions of bro-worthy men and matches them with a highly select group of compatible bros who have been prescreened on 29 Dimensions™ of personality: scientific predictors of long-term brobility. Oops, actually that was from E-Harmony. My bad.

But seriously, this place truly does exist. It is self-purportedly a place to "make every bro's life a little easier" (brobible.com/about). In a slightly different definition of a bro, the site states that it serves as a forum and meeting place for ambitious, socially active, sports- and recreation-minded men aged 18-up to have a one-stop hub of Bro-worthy content, tailored to the Bro’s specific needs and interests. Included are articles, media, forums for bros to peruse and further perfect the craft of being a bro (Brobible.com/about).

Hilarious!

NOTE: Despite this rant on the utter ridiculousness www.brobible.com , it actually is pretty entertaining whether you are a bro or not. Just beware and be cautious of long-term visits as the bro-ness may rub off.